🛫 Destination: Dry January

In This Issue:
 🚪 When One Door Opens
 🐘 Safari From the Sky
✈️ Airplane Mode

Greetings from the second week of Dry January. We didn’t have a drink til 4pm on New Year’s Day, so Dry January for us just refers to our dry spell in dating. We couldn’t capitalize on cuffing season, so now we’re in the middle of a cold and depressing dry spell. All by ourself. With some toys. 💔

But enough about our love life, you’re not a bartender. You’re here for travel. And just like a pilot or esteemed cruise ship captain, we’re very drunk. And we can take you there. So leggo! ➡️